Friday, 11 December 2015

Let's Talk Sex (Genesis)

I want to ask one question tho, guys "does everything have to be about sex with you guys?" Don't get me wrong am no prude but, I just wanna know why the thought of shagging a girl can't leave your damn heads (no offence). I mean you hear statements like "guys think with their penis" and you just think, okay this has to be a joke. But then you guys go and burst my brain. I now actually think you guys think with your penis. WTF (xcuse my language) is wrong with your brains?
Please I know I don't speak for all girls,so let me speak for myself and the girls that think like me. We all don't want to shag you, so could you please not. Can you keep it in your pants at least. I know some of you would say that some girls want it but they just front or that some girls want it but they don't know. First of all that's BS! Do not assume. If she wants it, you will know. Trust me you don't have to try that hard. And how the hell does a person want something but not know they want it. Does that sound right to you?
I hope you all don't see this as a feminist's point of view, because it's not. Its rather from an aggrivated person's point of view.
Do you ever think maybe, just maybe you could get to know the girl better. Interact with her on a human level. Have smart engaging conversations. I don't care if she is looking so damn hot and you must have her. Control yourself,she ain't going nowhere. Many of you don't know this, but some of we girls actually appreciate guys that listen to us when we talk. I would love to talk more but let's save some for later. Chao.

Tuesday, 8 December 2015

Fear of the Unknown

Ever been in that situation where you have a lot to say to someone but you just can't because of fear or something even more baseless? Well, I have. And personally I think it's stupid (not like I'm going to change anything) My excuse is that I'm not used to getting a negative reply, what's yours?
Many of you want to tell that girl or that guy how you feel. I say, go for it. This life is too short to be second guessing and feeling scared. Look at it this way, what's the worst they could possibly say asides "no"? You're not gonna die if you get a negative reply. The sliver lining to look at is that you have gotten the satisfaction of airing your feelings. So what, if he or she does not feel the same way? It's better to regret the things you've done than the things you've not.
The African mentality would not allow girls live their lives. Africans can act so retarded sometimes. Please ladies, it's not a crime to tell a guy that you admire him, the important thing is to make sure that you don't come off as desperate. You can causally ask a guy out on a date without it looking like you are about to sell him your loins. A simple "hi, would you like to get a cup of coffee with me sometime" would suffice. Or hi, you look good, would be okay. Please there is a difference between being bold and being desperate. You do not have to ask the boy to be your boyfriend ooo!!! All you thirsty girls out there. Remember, casual, not desperate.
Boys why do you have to take ages before you tell a girl you like her or have feelings for her? I mean all your "guys guys" know about it but the girl doesn't. Then she goes and dates someone else and you say you've been put in the friendzone. Like I said earlier, the worst she can say is "No". Rejection is a necessity in life.  You can't live without it. I mean, I don't expect any African man to wait ages before letting a girl know of his feelings. You know why? I will tell you, it's simply because, African women and ladies are not given that freedom to Willy neely work up to a guy and tell him she fancies him. Therefore you African men should up your game and help the ladies. You never know,that girl you like might just like you back.
I'm a very shy person. Doing something as daring as this would probably scare the life out of me.  Someone special once told me that it is good to take risks every now and again, you never know if you might be hit by a bus tomorrow. So why not live your life to the fullest everyday. Take smart risk (well it can't be too smart. It's a risk). With that in mind, from this day I'm going to make good decisions and tell whoever it maybe the way I feel. You should do the same chickens.
You never know, he or she might be your soulmate.

Wednesday, 2 December 2015

Deck the Halls 🎄🎁

Christmas is here again. This used to be my favorite hoilday once upon a time, the whole watching of Christmas movies (home alone;my all time fav),curled up in bed with chocolate and Christmas junk, surrounded by family. I guess life just fucks you up as you get older (excuse my language).  I can't remember the last my family got so excited about decorating the house for Christmas.
For many Nigerians(esp the Igbos) Christmas is all about going to the village. Christmas has officially been tagged as the holiday that involves you traveling to go see a bunch of relatives you don't give a rat's ass about. There is no Christmas spirit anymore. No joy,  no laughter. Don't get me wrong it's still fun for some people ( those ones that don't hate their relatives). For some of the girls, it's just another lame holiday with a lot of kitchen duty.
I must confess aside the traveling, there are a few things that turned me off from Christmas. Kitchen duty is the father and useless B.C.s(broadcasts) is the mother.
Honestly tho, some people can send ten different B.C.s in one day. Haba! Them swear for you?
It's becoming a serious problem. You see some in church, during Christmas Virgil mass or service, by 11:59 they have their B.C.s ready. All that is left is to hit send. Some of them would have composed and saved before Christmas day. Tufia!
It is not joking stvffz. If you are thinking of doing that to me this Christmas, better warn yourself.
Well other than that, have a merry merry Christmas.

Your Forever

Dear future husband, you are my everything. Don't Ever let us get a divorce.
Many people seem to have forgotten what the term "Forever" means. If you are just going to throw away your vows like that and end a marriage then why get married in the first place?There are many single men and women out there looking for a partner. People need to learn that there is a big difference between marriage and stupid high school relationships. Marriage is not a child's play, you can't be running in and out of it. I urge those of you that want to get out of your marriages to think about your kids if you have any. This is where the psychological fear of love will come from in a few years. Most of the players you see these days have unbalanced homes.
I'm not going to pick sides when it comes to marriage failures because that argument is not going to end. It takes two to make a marriage end or last. So ladies,if you think it's his fault that your marriage has problems then you should also examine yourself. Fight to keep what you vowed would be "for better or worse,in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, till death do you part". So in plain English, if you are not dead and your partner is not dead, then it's not over.

You're So VAIN!!

You, yeah you. I'm talking to you. You can't drop your phone, you're obessed with pictures. You're well known on snapchat. You have a million pictures on instagram. 90% of your phone gallery consists of your selfie. You probablyown two selfie sticks. You're a selfie addict. You're So Vain!!!
Everyone is so obsessed with trying to take pics of the moments that they forget to be in the moment and enjoy it.
Now, you boys that are selfie freaks, I think you need to evaluate your life, maybe you're gay. I don't understand why a Guy! has to take that many pictures of himself. The one that bursts my brain is that some of you guys pout in your pictures and make girly faces. I have one question for you "are you sane?"  Please, incase you were wondering, there is nothing cool about what you do. It is not manly, it is not cool and you don't look fly doing it so pls STOP. Leave the selfies for the girls.  Very soon boys would start wearing make up, that's if it hasn't started already. What is this world turning into tho. Smh!

Why Lie????

This is a personal topic for me because I hate lies. Don't get me wrong,in this world everyone is a liar, including myself. I don't think there is a single person on earth that can confidently say they have never lied. But then again I don't know everyone on earth.
The reason  why I want to talk about lies to today is because I feel that I have been lied to a lot recently. Do you ever wake up and feel like you don't know a person at all. I mean someone you live with for years could all of a sudden become a complete stranger to you because of one small piece of truth you found out.
I find it very hard to trust people. I have a lot of friends yes, buh not all are true friends because of a small word called trust. That is why I don't like lies. Little lies? Sure, tell them. I don't mind, but the big lies. I would rather you not tell me at all than lie to my face.
I reaslise that if everyone spoke the truth the world would be a much better place. The truth might be bitter, but lying to a person can kill that person.
In relationships I would prefer the truth. To girls and guys out there, if you don't like that person that likes you, please do that person a favour and tell him or her the truth.  It's better than lying and leading the person on. This is how people get killed. If you are not dead from your lies yet, it means you haven't met that psychopath.